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Explosive Diarrhea
Monday 6:23 am
It would figure that my last night would involve the chimps not sleeping through the night. It sounded like someone had had a bad dream, and made a hoot-call, but then there was silence.
10 minutes later, everyone was screaming, so I ran in in my pajamas and promptly ran through diarrhea in my bare feet. While subtly trying to cat-in-a-litter-box wipe my feet on the floor, all three kids jumped on me, clutching me tightly, causing my far-too-big pajamas to go cascading to the floor.
I shuffled to the window to tell Mwacca to get Faustin, using the window's torso-only viewing to hide my exposed derriere.
I transferred two chimps to my back and leaned forward to regain my PJ bottoms.
After I was again clothed, I went to put the kids back into bed, only to rest my hand in another big clump of diarrhea. The bed was full of pee and poo...
Thankfully, Faustin changed the sheets while two chimpanzees curled on my lap, pretending they weren't going to go back to sleep.
After new sheets and new blanket, as well as a thorough floor-mopping, we turned the lights back off and plopped the kids back on the mattress. They were asleep within minutes, and I went back to my room to watch movies.
It would figure that my last night would involve the chimps not sleeping through the night. It sounded like someone had had a bad dream, and made a hoot-call, but then there was silence.
10 minutes later, everyone was screaming, so I ran in in my pajamas and promptly ran through diarrhea in my bare feet. While subtly trying to cat-in-a-litter-box wipe my feet on the floor, all three kids jumped on me, clutching me tightly, causing my far-too-big pajamas to go cascading to the floor.
I shuffled to the window to tell Mwacca to get Faustin, using the window's torso-only viewing to hide my exposed derriere.
I transferred two chimps to my back and leaned forward to regain my PJ bottoms.
After I was again clothed, I went to put the kids back into bed, only to rest my hand in another big clump of diarrhea. The bed was full of pee and poo...
Thankfully, Faustin changed the sheets while two chimpanzees curled on my lap, pretending they weren't going to go back to sleep.
After new sheets and new blanket, as well as a thorough floor-mopping, we turned the lights back off and plopped the kids back on the mattress. They were asleep within minutes, and I went back to my room to watch movies.