amalthya | Nothing. Nothing is Left

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Nothing. Nothing is Left

Waitress: And miss, what'll you have?

amalthya: I'll have the garden salad, but please hold the dressing, egg, turkey, swiss cheese and croutons. I can't have any animal products.
Waitress: Wait, what's left?

amalthya: Uh, peppers, black olives, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers?

rosefox: Lettuce?
Waitress: How about getting Some Other Salad?

amalthya: Uh, yea, sure.
Waitress: Want a scoop of tuna with that?

amalthya: No, no animal products.
Waitress: How about a scoop of tuna?

amalthya: Uhh. No, thanks.

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I'm genuinely curious how croutons are an animal product. That does sound like a frustrating conversation.

Often they have a bit of cheese on them.

Perhaps it's a comment on the type of tuna they're using. Be afraid.

Aren't croutons baked?

Yea, I think most are.

Couldn't find the one I was looking for, so here's the next best thing:

The exact comic strip I was thinking of...

I was thinking of the herring-burger one, myself.

The one I was looking for was the one with old lady at the counter: hold the tomato, the onions, the bun, the burger: "I'm afraid I'm just not very hungry today." "Now hold everything, lady—" "Exactly."