Nothing. Nothing is Left

[amalthya]

Waitress: And miss, what'll you have?
amalthya: I'll have the garden salad, but please hold the dressing, egg, turkey, swiss cheese and croutons. I can't have any animal products.
Waitress: Wait, what's left?
amalthya: Uh, peppers, black olives, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers?
rosefox: Lettuce?
Waitress: How about getting Some Other Salad?
amalthya: Uh, yea, sure.
Waitress: Want a scoop of tuna with that?
amalthya: No, no animal products.
Waitress: How about a scoop of tuna?
amalthya: Uhh. No, thanks.

Comments

[dankna.livejournal.com]

I'm genuinely curious how croutons are an animal product. That does sound like a frustrating conversation.

[sunspiral.livejournal.com]

Often they have a bit of cheese on them.

[sunspiral.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's a comment on the type of tuna they're using. Be afraid.

[lampbane.livejournal.com]

Aren't croutons baked?

[amalthya.livejournal.com]

Yea, I think most are.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Couldn't find the one I was looking for, so here's the next best thing:

[rjhatl.livejournal.com]

The exact comic strip I was thinking of...

[magid.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of the herring-burger one, myself.

[rafaela.livejournal.com]

The one I was looking for was the one with old lady at the counter: hold the tomato, the onions, the bun, the burger: "I'm afraid I'm just not very hungry today." "Now hold everything, lady—" "Exactly."

[darkteddybear.livejournal.com]

That's the one I thought of too. I adore that one.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Sorry, the other reply was supposed to be mine; I didn't know that rafaela had logged in.

[amalthya.livejournal.com]

haha. I was wondering who in the world that was :)

[mgrasso.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you've seen this scene...



in this movie. :)

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[leighbug]

Tuna isn't an animal, duh. It lives in water.

/sarcasm

That totally belongs in mock_the_stupid