amalthya: (silly crazy)
amalthya ([personal profile] amalthya) wrote2007-01-24 01:21 pm

Nothing. Nothing is Left

Waitress: And miss, what'll you have?
[livejournal.com profile] amalthya: I'll have the garden salad, but please hold the dressing, egg, turkey, swiss cheese and croutons. I can't have any animal products.
Waitress: Wait, what's left?
[livejournal.com profile] amalthya: Uh, peppers, black olives, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers?
[livejournal.com profile] rosefox: Lettuce?
Waitress: How about getting Some Other Salad?
[livejournal.com profile] amalthya: Uh, yea, sure.
Waitress: Want a scoop of tuna with that?
[livejournal.com profile] amalthya: No, no animal products.
Waitress: How about a scoop of tuna?
[livejournal.com profile] amalthya: Uhh. No, thanks.

[identity profile] slipjig.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't find the one I was looking for, so here's the next best thing:

[identity profile] rjhatl.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The exact comic strip I was thinking of...

[identity profile] magid.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I was thinking of the herring-burger one, myself.

[identity profile] rafaela.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The one I was looking for was the one with old lady at the counter: hold the tomato, the onions, the bun, the burger: "I'm afraid I'm just not very hungry today." "Now hold everything, lady—" "Exactly."

[identity profile] darkteddybear.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's the one I thought of too. I adore that one.

[identity profile] slipjig.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, the other reply was supposed to be mine; I didn't know that [livejournal.com profile] rafaela had logged in.

[identity profile] amalthya.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
haha. I was wondering who in the world that was :)