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amalthyaI'm horrified to say that I am off the Tasti-D-Lite. I've been EATING LIES!!
I felt bloated today, and wondered how many calories I'd been eating with my daily intake of His Tasti-ness, and I found ALL of these articles!
http://www.nysun.com/article/19571
http://my.highschooljournalism.org/ny/newyork/ramaz/article.cfm?eid=2893&aid=38166
http://www.yaleherald.com/article.php?Article=3349
I'm appalled! Shocked! Possibly-aware-that-I-shouldn't-be-surprised!
But I am going to STOP eating it now. Full stop! Also, Tasti-D-Lite has the most bootleg website ever.
I felt bloated today, and wondered how many calories I'd been eating with my daily intake of His Tasti-ness, and I found ALL of these articles!
http://www.nysun.com/article/19571
http://my.highschooljournalism.org/ny/newyork/ramaz/article.cfm?eid=2893&aid=38166
http://www.yaleherald.com/article.php?Article=3349
I'm appalled! Shocked! Possibly-aware-that-I-shouldn't-be-surprised!
But I am going to STOP eating it now. Full stop! Also, Tasti-D-Lite has the most bootleg website ever.
Dear Sir Tasti,
I knew all along that you were nothing but whipped air coated in flavorbombs. I didn't care. I used you as a vehicle for rainbow sprinkles, but you know what? You used me too! Lulling me into Fatty Complacency™ with your "Lower Calories!" signs and your lines of anorexic girls at the counter! I feel betrayed! Next thing I know, you'll tell me that you're not even Tasty!
Crying myself to sleep,
Laura
